hello, i would like to issue a big fat fuck you to whoever left those kittens on my doorstep. not cuz i dont love them but fuck you every night i dream about kittens and everytime i come home i am scared someone will have left MORE kittens in my doorway and all night long periodically kittens wake me up with their problems. so fuck you anonymous kitten donor. thanks for teaching me about love and sacrifice and being a saint with my kindness you asshole. you already owe me over a hundred dollars. eat a bag of dicks kitten abandoner. i think i know who you are now, cuz i saw a crazy white lady in a shawl poking around my house the other day, and she was not homeless so she should have dealt with these kittens herself. but in the meantime, fuck you, you fucking tosser leaving wet kittens in bags for women who make no money to deal with. when i find out who did this im gonna rub their nose in the kitten shit that is smeared all over my floor.